Post #202185 by midnite on Thu, Dec 8, 2005 10:15 AM

*I only paid $810 for the Mystery Bowl, not $1,000- that would have been crazy *

Crazy...crazy for loving you. Where'd I leave my Old Fashoined?

I am surprised there's been no mention of this auction. It was sitting there on eBay for days with minimal attention. I actually entertained a fantasy of winning the auction, sort of like my 1980's fantasy involving the Laker Girls. Well, one date with Paula Abdul, pre-fame and most of her plastic work, and that fantasy went South faster than General Sherman. This one went about as quickly.

Holy eleven-hundred bucks, Batman! Someone is gonna have a nice Christmas, errr, a non-denominational exchanging of rational and educational gifts done in a non-threatening, anti-heterocentric, multicultural and otherly capable tolerant, free-range reindeer, non-environmentally damaging, grouping. I can dig that scene, as long as the babes shave their legs (hint Paula, big hint).

"Can't Touch This" by M.C. Koalaman

Paula, I'm forever your midnite