Tiki-theft crime wave continues - General Tiki

MD Mr. Dale Member a garage somewhere in Arvada, Colorado Joined: Jan 26, 2004 Posts: 300	MD Mr. Dale Posted posted on Wed, Dec 14, 2005 11:33 AM The little Skater rats who live in my town have tried, unsuccessfully, to steal my first carving three times. My dog has chased them off and woke me up every time. I saw the whole group skating one day and pulled my truck up to them in fake fury of a loud 390 V-8, smoking tires and locked brakes. Really put on a good show! I jumped out all billy bad ass like and told them to "stay out of my yard, I know where you dirt crickets live and if it happens again my friends from Jefferson County sheriffs dept will be over!!! If I dont beat you senseless first!" Real redneck moment I'm not proud of, but, my tiki hasn't moved and I sleep all night. It sucks too, I like skater kids, they put personality and attitude into a biege world. [ Edited by: Mr. Dale 2005-12-14 11:34 ]

The little Skater rats who live in my town have tried, unsuccessfully, to steal my first carving three times. My dog has chased them off and woke me up every time.
I saw the whole group skating one day and pulled my truck up to them in fake fury of a loud 390 V-8, smoking tires and locked brakes.
Really put on a good show!
I jumped out all billy bad ass like and told them to "stay out of my yard, I know where you dirt crickets live and if it happens again my friends from Jefferson County sheriffs dept will be over!!! If I dont beat you senseless first!"
Real redneck moment I'm not proud of, but, my tiki hasn't moved and I sleep all night.
It sucks too, I like skater kids, they put personality and attitude into a biege world.

[ Edited by: Mr. Dale 2005-12-14 11:34 ]

Post #203093 by Mr. Dale on Wed, Dec 14, 2005 11:33 AM