Post #207095 by freddiefreelance on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 8:15 AM

Replace the steering wheel with a Faux bamboo one, or one carved with small tikis all around it with Tiki shaped spokes. Remove all the metal pieces and mask into a tapa cloth pattern and have them anodized. Buy a Tiki Farm License Plate Frame. Have the seat cover material quilted with tiki images. Add an 8-ball to the top of the Tiki shifter's head, and paint flames coming off the 8-ball. Replace the backseat bench with a carved Maori meeting house panel. Mount Tiki pendants with flashing red eyes to those little holes where the windshield wipers are supposed to go. Replace the Dashboard with a Bamboo or Lauhala covered one, and put the gauges into the mouths of Tikis. Replace the gas pedal with a Moai shaped one, the brake pedal with one shaped like a Maori Tiki, and the clutch pedal with a Marq. If you do put the framed Tiki mask on the hood have flames coming back off his head. Replace the brake lights with blowfish lamps hanging on the end of short bamboo poles. Put a Hawaiian state flag on the end of a whip antenna. Mound gimballed mug holders to the dashboard with a Mai Tai dispenser between'em. Add a special slot below the passenger's "door" to hold your Book of Tiki. Add a DVD player & built in monitors playing Big Wednesday, Rapa Nui, She Gods of Shark Reef and The Secret of Easter Island on a continuous loop. And finally, make sure you involve a really cool artist like Kirby. :D