Post #209393 by FreakBear on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 9:38 PM

My password. Seriously, I haven't posted or read anything here for eons. Now that I have, am I about to post something I'll regret?... Well, uh,...** I'm not gonna be a Tikiphile anymore. I'm gonna be a Rasta-Billy like me old man! ** Wait I take that back...

I haven't been here since the Yahoo Groups. But I was here for that whole east-side/west-side thing... wait, did that "thing" really happen? Do I even know what I'm talking about? All I know is this: Tiki is on its way to becoming a Moai-faced cowboy with dreadlocks, riding a giant flamingo into a sunset of tap-dancing eskimos with giant breast implants.

Beware not to read too deeply into any of this. To do so would be to take it out of context... and that's just what they want!!! Shhhh!... They're coming!!!