Post #209480 by Humuhumu on Sun, Jan 22, 2006 12:11 PM

If you'll allow me a moment of geekery, I'm reminded of a scene from the first episode of Red Dwarf:

Holly: Good morning, Dave. It is now safe for you to emerge from stasis.
Lister: Haven't I just gone in?
Holly: Please proceed to the Drive Room for debriefing.
Lister: Where is everybody, Hol?
Holly: They're dead, Dave.
Lister: Who is?
Holly: Everybody, Dave.
Lister: What, Captain Hollister?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Todhunter?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Selby?
Holly: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Petersen isn't, is he?
Holly: Everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister: Not Chen?
Holly: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Rimmer?
Holly: He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!
Lister: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
Holly: I wish I'd never let him out in the first place.

Lister: Oh, this is terrible. And why is it so dirty around here, Hol? What is this stuff?
Holly: That is Catering Officer Olaf Petersen.
Lister: Aaaah! I've been eating half the crew!

Yep, weirduncletiki will not be posting as Iuka Grogg anymore. One person, one profile, Dave.