Post #209481 by Riptide on Sun, Jan 22, 2006 12:14 PM

In honor or the "What's Changed On Tiki Central" thread, I've been trying to plan a cool event that can showcase the changes. Here is what I've been thinking:

The 1st Annual Tiki Central "It's All About The Tiki" Tiki Event & Gala. It will cost $24 to attend and you will be provided with an "Official Tiki Central Electro-Shock Dog Collar". The event will allow you, the TCIAATTTE&G attendee to talk tiki and nothing but tiki to all your favorite totally tiki people attending the event as well. Be warned, however, if at anytime conversation switches from anything other than tiki, Hanford will press a button that will shock the crap out of you as a warning that such non-tiki topics are strictly prohibited. All humor, fun, creativity, and personality MUST be of a tiki nature. After you have been shocked for showing your "other than tiki" side, you must consider yourself warned, any further indiscretions or showing of creativity or a diverse personality will cause you to be banned from the event.

The only problem I can't seem to resolve is the entertainment for the event. I would love to have The Maikai Gents play, but unfortunately Iuka Grogg will not be allowed to attend, because we will only allow Weird Uncle Tiki. Of course, I don't think I need to even explain why The Smokin' Menehunes are out of the question as well.

Anyway, let me know what you guys think. Doesn't this event sound like so much fun? When responding to this event, I would appreciate it though if you refrain from using "Emoticons". Must I remind you all that little smiley faces ARE NOT tiki!!!