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R rupe33 Tiki Socialite DC Metro Area (MD) Joined: Dec 08, 2004 Posts: 381	R rupe33 Posted posted on Tue, Feb 7, 2006 11:17 AM How can rum drinks, the liquor of PIRATES, the High Seas and other miscellaneous adventures, be thought of as "sissy"? That's just daft! Would a Viking be a sissy because he drank buttermilk as well as beer, while wearing fur and horned hats? Would a cowboy be thusly chastised for drinking whiskey? Would the Vodka drinkers of Eastern Europe be considered feeble due to their propensity for fur hats (thus combining two Viking staples)? This post brought to you by the One-Too-Many Bad Analogy Dept. of Tiki Central. ~Rupe "We find your American beer rather like making love in a canoe -- it's f**king close to water." --Monty Python

How can rum drinks, the liquor of PIRATES, the High Seas and other miscellaneous adventures, be thought of as "sissy"? That's just daft!

Would a Viking be a sissy because he drank buttermilk as well as beer, while wearing fur and horned hats?
Would a cowboy be thusly chastised for drinking whiskey?
Would the Vodka drinkers of Eastern Europe be considered feeble due to their propensity for fur hats (thus combining two Viking staples)?

This post brought to you by the One-Too-Many Bad Analogy Dept. of Tiki Central.

~Rupe

"We find your American beer rather like making love in a canoe --
it's f**king close to water."
--Monty Python

Post #213189 by rupe33 on Tue, Feb 7, 2006 11:17 AM