Post #213235 by LavaLounger on Tue, Feb 7, 2006 2:35 PM

On 2006-02-07 11:17, rupe33 wrote:
How can rum drinks, the liquor of PIRATES, the High Seas and other miscellaneous adventures, be thought of as "sissy"? That's just daft!

Would a Viking be a sissy because he drank buttermilk as well as beer, while wearing fur and horned hats?
Would a cowboy be thusly chastised for drinking whiskey?
Would the Vodka drinkers of Eastern Europe be considered feeble due to their propensity for fur hats (thus combining two Viking staples)?

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~Rupe

Wow! I'm going to print that out so I can launch it at the next clod that makes a remark about my tiki drinks being "sissy"...then I'll double the rum, triple the triple sec, and toss in some Everclear and stab that umbrella into his forehead and see how he can handle a "sissy" drink!

oooooookay.....maybe I need to go cool off for awhile!

LavaLounger-feeling tiki now