Post #215164 by Hau 'oli Tiki on Thu, Feb 16, 2006 6:30 PM

You know, it reminds me of the one at the Royal Hawaiian in Laguna Beach- the one in the garden off to the right (when standing out front). But that palapa DOES look Mexican. Perhaps it made a journey?
As for the dude, that's easy. Cuz I think I'm married to his kin. The Mr is German and here's what we notice... It appears he is wearing a banana hammock UNDER the shorts. As if an American cousin has said, "Klaus, here in the US of A we just don't wear them things, and definitely NOT with the wing tips!" (You think I jest? The Mr's cousin wanted to go to K-Mart and was sunning in a BH. He slips on his tuxedo wing tips and slides into the car and tells us he's ready to go!!)
Next, he's got that gap tooth weasel look. That gap is indigenous to the folks residing in Nuremberg, particularly, the Schloss of Weber. This is due to the many falls off roofs, dirt bike accidents, bow and arrow mishaps, poorly timed fuses, you get it.
The pasty pallor, the weak chest, the sparse, limp hair...I see it every day.
He's holding on to the Tiki and it appears to be listing a bit. This is another trait of the Nuremberger. They can never seem to drink enough; I have never seen the Mr actually DRUNK, however. He gets clumsy. In Public. With big, expensive objects. I bet after the shutter snapped, that tiki came crashing down!
I think I'm in love.