Post #217140 by Hau 'oli Tiki on Fri, Feb 24, 2006 4:47 PM

How about you? Have you been blessed with neighbors who seem to 'get' the whole tiki thing? Or are your's like mine? Do they peek at you through the fence when you're gardening in a swim suit? Do they sneak in and swim in your pool when your on vacation? Do they use your garbage/recycle/garden waste cans w/o asking? Do they call the police when you park your RV and trailer full of watercraft in front of your own home over 1 hour longer than allowed? Do they aid and abet with the old fart across the street and call the city to complain about your weeds (all 2 of them!) Do they talk so much about you in front of their moron kids, that the little village idiots say things like, "You must not understand about property values"?
You would think we lived in Beverly Freakin Hills and our house looked like the Delta House on Animal House! It actually looks WAY better than the neighbors!
They actually think we worship (like seriously scary chit!) our tikis!! They said they heard weird sounds from our back yard one full moon night, but we were away at the time. So now we're like some Wicca Tiki Wackies?
I was telling the neighbor he looked like Fred Astaire. I was trying to remember the name and he interrupts and says, "I look like Ray Romano?" (Cuz he's like 8th gen Italian) and I said, Dude, you look about as much like Ray as I look like Milo Otis!!
Dork. Really, a human walking, talking dork.
So are you blessed or cursed on the home front?