Oh, How I Hate Them Untiki Neighbors... - Bilge

JT Jungle Trader Member Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca. Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3772	JT Jungle Trader Posted posted on Fri, Feb 24, 2006 8:21 PM Do they peek at you through the fence when you're gardening in a swim suit? No, but they can look straight into our master bedroom from their upstairs bedroom window and see us walking around. They stopped looking after they found out our lives are very boring. walk around, sit down, walk around, sit down. Are they seeing a man or a woman when they're peeking? Squirt some mayo or ketchup in their eye as they look thru the knot hole. Do they sneak in and swim in your pool when your on vacation? That's really bad. Man, sorry you're neighbors are so weird. Should I carve another giant penis to keep watch for you while you're gone? I'll put an eye on him. Then, when you leave for vacation tell all your neighbors that Ol' One Eye is watching the place. [ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2006-02-24 20:34 ]

Do they peek at you through the fence when you're gardening in a swim suit?

No, but they can look straight into our master bedroom from their upstairs bedroom window and see us walking around. They stopped looking after they found out our lives are very boring. walk around, sit down, walk around, sit down.
Are they seeing a man or a woman when they're peeking? Squirt some mayo or ketchup in their eye as they look thru the knot hole.

Do they sneak in and swim in your pool when your on vacation?

That's really bad.

Man, sorry you're neighbors are so weird. Should I carve another giant penis to keep watch for you while you're gone? I'll put an eye on him. Then, when you leave for vacation tell all your neighbors that Ol' One Eye is watching the place.

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2006-02-24 20:34 ]

Post #217185 by Jungle Trader on Fri, Feb 24, 2006 8:21 PM