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Post #217274 by Hau 'oli Tiki on Sat, Feb 25, 2006 9:44 AM

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I LOVE it!! That'd shut them up! Although, we DO attend the neighborhood church once in a while, so that could make for some awkward moments. They kinda freak just at the sight of a blender at an OUTDOOR bar w/ all those pagan images staring at them!
As far as worshiping the guys, well, I reserve true worship for the big JC. But I adore my tiki friends and they all have their own personalities. (Is that odd?) I tell them about big events. Kinda like the turning of the bee hives in England. (The family would go out and tell the bees about births, deaths, marriages, etc... and then turn the hives 3 times for good luck...?)talk about off topic.
Anyhoo, It's so hard to not fall into being a hypocrite with these people. I would love to flip 'em off and flash 'em! But of course, that would just make things worse for us around here. It's like if I say anything even remotely pissy, they cause heartbreak for my 2 girls (they have 2 boys the same ages) or they call some authority to get even!! ARGH!! Frustrating!!
We DID put locks on the gates-liability, you know.


Hurry...the ice is melting!!

[ Edited by: Hau 'oli Tiki 2006-02-25 09:45 ]