Post #217336 by Gigantalope on Sat, Feb 25, 2006 5:17 PM

I've had lots of neighbors that were vermin...you need to find thier fears, and exploit it. (The Greeks knew it, the Romans knew it, now, you know it)

I got several neighbors to avoid me at all costs by convincing them I worshiped Satin, and always leaving ammo shells around thier yard.

Some others were much harder nuts to crack...but eventually I made friends with some Sherrifs in my neighborhood and would just have them come by for coffee while they were sposta be working.

Maybe start by having chat with them about the weather some sunday morning, and while you are talking, pour some blue food coloring in your coffee.

You can't taste it but it makes a good impression.