Post #217769 by Hau 'oli Tiki on Mon, Feb 27, 2006 5:17 PM

YES! I've been working on a tiki water fall ala Skull Mountain, but perhaps I will switch to the Moai guardians now!
Actually, after he asked me to go in half on the ret wall, I told him only if he'd kick in half for my boob job, considering he'd see 'em more than anyone else when he's a peepin! He just turned as red as my Bloody Mary and ran into the house-too funny!
I want to get my back yard done and have a rip roarin party! We went out yesterday and got a 500 watt stereo for the back yard. Some really rowdy folks, liqueur and blaring tunes oughta peel their paint!
Also, I set up the shower right next to their bedroom window. He retaliated by building a...well, not sure. It's a framed little building wrapped in plastic. My daughter says it's a greenhouse for their son, the orchid grower. All I know is it blocks my view of the Saddleback Mountains where I was born and reared! So now we're building a beach wrecked pirate ship over the pool equipment to block the...plastic and 2x4s peekin over the fence! He asked us why, because our kids are 11 and 15. (?!) His reasoning is that they'll be out of school soon and moving away, so why bother!! This explains why he won't put up Christmas lights; ya just gotta take em right back down! Or why he won't get dirt bikes for his sons, same ages as our girls. Poor lil crackers! Kicked out the minute they receive their diplomas in horticulture!