Post #219927 by midnite on Fri, Mar 10, 2006 11:05 AM

How many of these do you have all ready!?!?!

Let one of us poor, Bastard-Starved non-owners get one for once!

How many of these Bastards?

It is said, perhaps by those in the know, that back home in my little village the koala has a houseful of bastards. Others, a little maliciously, speak of many more bastards left by koalacharms, charming lover of six provinces and three separate postal zip codes. I call those spurious lies for what they are: ruthless rumor mongering from the jealous, the spurned, the uncharmed. The great Latin lovers like me make many enemies, but I still pity those who spread these falsehoods.

I will take this bastard, if only to keep it away from those who besmirch my good name, those who speak ill of koalacharms. It matters not how many I already have, it only matters I get the next one. Acquisition is the game, and I am the king. It is I, koalacharms, who came from a small Mexican village in Chihuahua to become a leading Marsupial Veterinarian in California. I, the poor little immigrant boy, who would later marry into one of America's great breakfast cereal fortunes. I am lucky, I am charmed, I am Koalacharms...and you're not.

The koala can be your friend, but treat him poorly and he is a wiley adversary.

¡la venganza es la mía, desea vivo el koala!
koalacharms