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Post #225768 by christiki295 on Sat, Apr 8, 2006 8:00 PM

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In 1991, Time Magazine published a cover story on Scietology, which describes Scientology as nothing more than an eloboare pyramid scheme based on a belief that "Thetans" are the cause of evil in the universe, and that Scientology sucks all $$$ from its members for higher level of counseling:

"Today the church invents costly new services with all the zeal of its founder. Scientology doctrine warns that even adherents who are "cleared" of engrams face grave spiritual dangers unless they are pushed to higher and more expensive levels. According to the church's latest price list, recruits -- "raw meat," as Hubbard called them -- take auditing sessions that cost as much as $1,000 an hour, or $12,500 for a 12 1/2-hour "intensive."

Psychiatrists say these sessions can produce a drugged-like, mind-controlled euphoria that keeps customers coming back for more. To pay their fees, newcomers can earn commissions by recruiting new mem- bers, become auditors themselves (Miscavige did so at age 12), or join the church staff and receive free counseling in exchange for what their written contracts describe as a "billion years" of labor. "Make sure that lots of bodies move through the shop," implored Hubbard in one of his bulletins to officials. "Make money. Make more money. Make others produce so as to make money . . . However you get them in or why, just do it."

http://www.skeptictank.org/hs/time-cos.htm