Post #229485 by TravelingJones on Sat, Apr 29, 2006 9:39 PM

al0ha teaKEY!

I want to tell 0'tale of how I came upon the sacred bowl of the MOAI TRIO...

)))------->>>>>>> :o Upon crossing the furthest point of the South Seas...the compass rose spins madly...washed ashore black sands of an uncharted island...deep within the darkest screams of jungle...poison darts fly like mosquitos from blowguns of starving cannibals...lowered into the mouth and firey bowels of an angry volcano...steam clears to reveal a hidden paradise...behind the tall cascading waterfall curtain...a voluptuous wahine lay naked upon a mound of rubies, emeralds and sapphires...she slides her hands between her creamy thighs...BEHOLD the mysterious MOAI TRIO!!!
Sailing homeward a terrible storm occurs...HUGE swells...waves SMASHING the bow of the vessel...Cap'n Crunch tossed EVERYWHERE! I lay upon the deck...gazing upon the upset bowl...I discover a haunting vision...that of the MOAI TRIO staring through my very soul...perched safely upon thier Rapa Nui.

H0 teaKEY, me-liKEY-me-teaKEY bowl!!!

Flip-fl0p-fLipPp....