Post #239904 by LoungeLizard on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 8:25 AM

I'm, like, there. Plus one, possibly.

Lost in Paradise  
A passenger on a cruise ship heading to Key West spots a bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.  
The passenger goes to the captain and asks: "Who is that?"  
The captain says, "Beats me. Every week when we pass, he goes nuts."  
_______________________  
Stop it !  
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good-looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island.  
One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"  
"What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."  
"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."  
Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top.  
The husband says to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down there!"