Post #244833 by waitiki on Mon, Jul 24, 2006 9:28 PM

Allllloooohhhhhaaa!

H-W means so many things. like HaWaiian. And WAITIKI is happy for 3 other H-W's: hot weather, hot wahine, and hot watermelons - the three most import H-Ws of the season. What is you hu-wah?

Next Huge Watermelon (HuWah score: 4) Sacrifice featuring LIVE tiki/exotica music and dance:

August 5, 2006 @ 9pm
@ Lizard Lounge - Cambridge, MA
WAITIKI (headliner) w/
Steven Spungin Flamenco Group (the Late Show)
411: A cocktail set, an originals set, and then we cater to the most wild culture on earth: the Spaniards who begin their evening at 11 or 12am. Mr. Ho's friend Steven Spungin leads (on guitar) his flamenco group (2 musicians, one dancer). Mr. Ho will play his cajones which are very much square and not round as some white people might think (except Alex Robortson's, see below...)

Next internet scam WAITIKI doesn't fall for:

London Bomb Blasts Celebration featuring WAITIKI (huh?)
Attempted Location: St Louis, MO
Scam Spam Sponsor: Alex Robortson
August 32, 2012 @ eleventy-teen oclock
New Venue: Okonkulukulian Penal Colony on Oxolotl 7
Cajones: square
Repertoire to be played: none
Watermelons to be sacrificed: 0
Attempts by spammer to get us to perform: 4
Note to selves: Ship this man rotting used, sacrificed watermelons for Xmas. MR. Mayer, please plan accordingly. Others, place email on spam list.

Other News from Okonkulukulian Stream of Consciousness Wire:

Some recording work is happening...consuming Suffering Bastards....Mexico DVD recieved, watched, enjoyed, and prepping for a WAITIKI-release on Sony/Arteria...Mayer perfects rum barrel while researching cure for reggaeton.....reggae-tiki-ton becomes phenom....webcast in works at Eons?...WAITIKI hunts for rum sponsorship....more TBD.

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oxoltol,

WAITIKI
Exotic Tiki Entertainment from Polynesia and Beyond
Republic's Democratic Okonkuluku of People
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