Post #251866 by tiki mick on Thu, Aug 31, 2006 4:40 PM

Another note passed on to me by Dr. T.K. Bong:

Hi Y'all! From my state of ban-ness, I greet you all with the utmost southern comfort and hospitality. I am wearing my fez right now, and am reading all these posts from my tent high up on the Russian Steppes. Last night, we ate some cloned fugu-berries, listened to our favorite band the agents of scooby-doo, and did an emergency cystoscopy on a siberian lynx, who we named "Robert Draslin".

We have had some amazing successes with the proto-type liquid separator. I designed this to mainly produce "Lant", which is industrial grade urine used for dying and etching steel. Funny thing is you can drink it too. Which we did.

Anyway (Woo-ha!) we did some more silly little native dances that were done due to the close proximity of the gooseberry festival. These were done dirt cheap. There is one dance called "tumulatoda" which goes like this: Flap Flap Flap (creepy, huh?)and the locals here really get into, especially when drunk off Lant, which I turned them onto.

I am a little dismayed however that no one has checked out my website http://www.KEEPMASTER.COM

I advise everyone to come on in, roll up your sleeves, pick up that 7" langstrom-Gangler wrench and get crackin! Now that the space race is on, there will be plenty of work for everyone, despite the fact that the russians just beat the pants off us!

I plan on being at the Kookylau 07, to be held in Las Vegas next year. I will have my own booth, where I will be selling little items made from gold I dredged using my new proto-type. Hope to see y'all there!!!!!

Bring your Fez!