Ohana Hut purchasing ... Sold out, ...Order Instructions Update pg 1 - General Tiki

T TikiJosh Member Joined: Feb 01, 2005 Posts: 735	T TikiJosh Posted posted on Thu, Sep 14, 2006 12:48 PM On 2006-09-14 11:23, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote: Actually, the Ohana Hut is like a handgun. You should not be allowed to own one until you have taken it to the firing range (ie, local tiki bar), learned how to load it, (filled it to the top with Zombie), hit a target 200 times, (drank the entire contents by yourself without throwing up), and then receive a license, (get a cute chick's phone number on a napkin). Only then should you be allowed to buy a semi-automatic Chongominium. Sabu [ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy 2006-09-14 11:25 ] Ha! Laughing so hard I'm squirting Mai-Tai out my nose. I might be able to get a phone number on a napkin, and therefore an Ohana Hut, but I think my wife would kick me out of the house for the former, and the latter is not big enough to sleep in. :) Any chance of re-working the ground rules?

On 2006-09-14 11:23, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Actually, the Ohana Hut is like a handgun.

You should not be allowed to own one until you have taken it to the firing range (ie, local tiki bar), learned how to load it, (filled it to the top with Zombie), hit a target 200 times, (drank the entire contents by yourself without throwing up), and then receive a license, (get a cute chick's phone number on a napkin).

Only then should you be allowed to buy a semi-automatic Chongominium.

Sabu

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy 2006-09-14 11:25 ]

Ha! Laughing so hard I'm squirting Mai-Tai out my nose. I might be able to get a phone number on a napkin, and therefore an Ohana Hut, but I think my wife would kick me out of the house for the former, and the latter is not big enough to sleep in. :) Any chance of re-working the ground rules?

Post #254424 by TikiJosh on Thu, Sep 14, 2006 12:48 PM