Post #255137 by PolynesianPop on Mon, Sep 18, 2006 11:38 AM

On 2006-09-18 09:34, danlovestikis wrote:
I once sent a story about Dan to the joke section of Playboy, it was G rated so they didn't choose it but a year later it won a contest in the French version of Marie Clair Magazine. I never could track down who sent it or what they won.

Now I know you will all be wondering what the story is so before I go on about Andy I'll repeat it here:

Before Dan became an X-ray tech he was a retail clerk at Safeway. One day a woman broght up a box of Tampax without a price on it (no scanners back then). So Dan goes on the loud speaker and says price please on a package of Tampax.

The other cleck on a hand held walkie talkie thinks Dan said Thumb Tacs and replies, "Is it the kind you push in with your thumb or whack in with a hammer?"

Dan and the woman started to laugh so hard that to this day he doesn't remember if he finihed checking her out or if she ran out of the store.

....bullshit.....