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Post #255220 by GROG on Mon, Sep 18, 2006 3:17 PM

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GROG posted on Mon, Sep 18, 2006 3:17 PM

Hello Tiki Central,

GROG is afflicted with a horrible disease called BALDNESS. GROG first contracted this disease in GROG's early twentys and has been living with it for some twenty years or so. In the early nineties, the affliction had advanced so far as to be horribly disfiguring and GROG was forced to start shaving GROG's head. You can help relieve GROG's pain by sending GROG Tiki mugs ,particularly anything designed by SHAG, Gecko, or Crazy Al, and especilly anything worth more than $40. Any original tiki carvings, or handmade pendants would also go a long way in helping GROG cope with GROG's affliction. Anything by Benzart, Crazy Al, Tiki Diablo, Bosko, etc. in particular would be appreciated. A number of TCers have met GROG and can verify first-hand that GROG is in-fact truly BALD and this is in no way a scam. Please PM GROG and GROG will send you his address, which several TCers have been to and can attest it is where GROG really lives. No Tikibobs mugs or monkeys wearing fezzes please, unless it is an original handpainted Crazy Al mug with tapa print painted on the fezz. Here is a picture of GROG as the affliction took over .

GROG would like thank TC in advance let you how much GROG appreciate all your GENEROUS DONATIONS to GROG's relief for coping with this terrible afflction known as baldness.