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Post #260704 by Bay Park Buzzy on Sat, Oct 14, 2006 12:35 AM

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4WD: I counted those logs. Actually, stopped at around 170. probably need a few dumpsters. But hey, if I can get 200 logs delivered, I can probably scrape up a dumpster or two...
Heath: My future isn't so bleak. I'm going to take advantage of the price savings of the California foreign labor exchange market. I'm going to not be selfish and let some poor guy feed his his family off tiki toil, rather than do it myself for free. I'm so glad to help the California economy keep on rolling as i build my tiki empire..

Meanwhile,Ive hit an all time tiki low. I've reduced myself to a tiki whore to pay someone to clean logs for me. Some guy bought an import tiki that retails for less than 200. He wanted me to "fix it up all cool." Here it is before, looking like a piece of unfinished furniture. (I did not carve this tiki)

I'm like an auto body tiki guy. Here it is "fix[ed] up all cool." I need to learn pinstriping...(I did not carve this tiki)

I did a jungle themed party out in the mountains at a cat rescue compound. they arranged it so I could be there at feeding time.
Here is a cat eating a chicken:

This cat would only take food by hand

When a horse ran by about 100 yards away, all the tigers went totally crazy. If it wasn't some sort of federal crime, I would have liked to open the gate and see four tigers take down a horse. Now that I think about it, I'll probably go back next year and do it, when my brother graduates from law school. Then I'd probably just get probation and i can pay the lawyer fees when I sell the Video to Fox's when animals attack.

All of the different cats ate chicken, and some sort of red meat with fur on it. In fact, the fur was similar to these guys, and a few goats on the hill...

That must be what they mean by the profitable part of alpaca farming. I was wondering what those people in the commercials do with all the alpacas they raise.

In Observance of the UFC Holiday Weekend, Buzzy Out!


[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2006-10-14 00:43 ]