Post #261389 by HelloTiki on Wed, Oct 18, 2006 12:48 AM

Some one forgot to feed a virgin to the Volcano God (YackiHackiHickiWackiHo) last week, So Hawaii got shaken on Sunday. Two of the Tikis at my driveway entrance fell over, but I suspect that they'd been drinking all night anyways.
Otherwise we're all O.K. in Hawaii, except for some injured HumuHumus caught in a huge landslide at Kealakekua Bay.
Civil defense was a complete failure and non-existent. There was no radio for 45 minutes after the quake, and that was KSSK (a private station).
The resulting Tsunami was 4 inches high and was ridden by Ken Bradshaw.
Don Ho did a drunk interview, I hear, on National T.V.. Anyone see that? We missed it over here.
Hooray for Tipsy Tikis!