Post #262273 by weirduncletiki on Sun, Oct 22, 2006 5:38 PM

Here's little ditty we whipped up for our Maikai Gents Halloween show:

"Ugly Hula Hands, stirring up a witch’s potion
Dreadful like a wreck in the ocean
Ugly Hula Hands

Ugly Hula Hands, Flailing in the air cold and lifeless
Clutching at the blades of your grass dress
Ugly Hula Hands

I can feel the rotting flesh drip
Off your hands, your Ugly Hula Hands

Tasty as a fresh made clam dip, as I scoop it up
And gobble the putrid nectar

Of your hula hands, fingertips so cold and boney
Pointing to my own tombstoney
Ugly Hula hands"

...And then I wrote:

"Tiny blood cells
In your veins
Make me feel thirsty
To drink your blood like champagne

Tiny blood cells
Make me warm all over
With a feelin' that
I'm gonna devour your heart and brains

We’ll dine ‘neath the golden moon
As we drink your bile for tea
While making a fine roast
Of you for me. (I’m hungry!)

Tiny blood cells
In your veins
Make me feel thirsty
To drink your blood like champagne"