Post #265196 by Trader Tom on Wed, Nov 8, 2006 6:12 AM

"Sewing School Dropout"

(Parody of “Beauty School Dropout” from the film GREASE)

Your story sad to tell,
A headhunter ne'er do well,
Most nearsighted young cannibal on the block!
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade-in on your smile!

Tropical Birds: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

Sewing school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Sewing school dropout,
Missed your spear throw and now the hunt is through!
Well at least you could have taken time, to neatly stitch your
your lips up,
After each of us donated rum to fill your empty skull up!