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Post #267235 by Atomic Cocktail on Thu, Nov 16, 2006 6:40 PM

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The "Flair" Cocktail:

2 oz stale horse piss
1 oz cloudy apple cider vinegar
Dash of angostura orange bitters.
A turd

Put horse piss and vinegar into your anus with plenty of ice. Prance about like a poncy jackanapes being attacked by African killer bees. Pour into a well chilled cocktail glass, dash with Angostura brand orange bitters. Garnish with a turd. For added "flair" stir with your poxy willie before serving.