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Post #270359 by Chip and Andy on Mon, Dec 4, 2006 6:37 AM

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On 2006-12-03 20:09, freddiefreelance wrote:
...OK, lets discuss:

  • Why are Flair Forums now posting the address of this thread and egging their readers to coming here to insult us? I found This in just a quick Google search, and I'm sure there's more if I cared to look. Why would you & your friends feel the need to attack another Forum that has nothing to do with Flair, just because a friend of yours was dissed for posting spam in the wrong Forum? C'mon, this isn't the 8th Grade anymore.

All Right! It's On! I finally get my Tiki Uprising!

Since I couldn't get Pappy to stage a revolt against the Teachers of Mediocrity, I will just have to settle for all of the drinkers of TC to rise up against the "Stoopid Flair-ers"

To The Bar! Rise up against the Flair-tenders! While they are looking upwards to catch their bottles, steal all of the peanuts from the bar! While they are juggling their bottles, switch all of the lemons with limes in the bar service trays! And the greatest insult..... Look away while they perform and don't applaud them when they are done! For only the bravest of brave.... Don't tip!

There will be casualities..... This is war, after all. But for those that we loose in this battle, know that an endless flow of Mai-Tais served by topless wahine on endless beaches await you.

For those that are simply injured, well... you get a Mai-Tai as well, but no topless wahine for you. :wink: