Post #271306 by Chip and Andy on Fri, Dec 8, 2006 1:54 PM

On 2006-12-08 12:19, TikiJosh wrote:

On 2006-12-04 06:37, Chip and Andy wrote:

All Right! It's On! I finally get my Tiki Uprising!

Since I couldn't get Pappy to stage a revolt against the Teachers of Mediocrity, I will just have to settle for all of the drinkers of TC to rise up against the "Stoopid Flair-ers"

To The Bar! Rise up against the Flair-tenders! While they are looking upwards to catch their bottles, steal all of the peanuts from the bar! While they are juggling their bottles, switch all of the lemons with limes in the bar service trays! And the greatest insult..... Look away while they perform and don't applaud them when they are done! For only the bravest of brave.... Don't tip!

There will be casualities..... This is war, after all. But for those that we loose in this battle, know that an endless flow of Mai-Tais served by topless wahine on endless beaches await you.

For those that are simply injured, well... you get a Mai-Tai as well, but no topless wahine for you. :wink:

I'm willing to be martyred for the cause! Or at least get a Mai Tai! :drink:
If I only get injured, do I at least get to go to the beach still?

Yes.

Death (Virtual or otherwise) gets you endless beaches, topless wahine and Mai-Tais.... If you would prefer something other than topless wahine, please submit your request in writing, in triplicate, to the main office.

Severe Injuries (loss of limb, etc..) gets you a trip to the beach with Mai-Tais. Topless wahine can be found on alternate Thursdays. The first Monday of each month will also find well-built Kane in very short sarongs serving the Mai-Tais.

Minor Injuries (breaks, severe bruising, etc...) will earn you trips to the beach OR Mai-Tais. Except for Sundays when you will be rewarded with a nice Spam Brunch while being serenaded by the Enchanting Ukelele of Roy Smeck.

Any other injuries, real or perceived and may include headaches, backaches, hang-nails but exclude in-grown hairs or nails, will earn you a reduced price for an ad in Tiki Magazine or a nice Spam Brunch, but not both. You must spin the Wheel-of-Destiny to see what you have won, but we should include here that the Wheel-of-Destiny includes one space that will have you thrown into the nearest Volcano and one space that will have you on the endless beach with the Mai-Tais and wahine.

Now that we have that cleared up......

On to the Uprising! Down with Flair! Up with Tiki!