Post #275712 by Jungle Trader on Sat, Dec 30, 2006 7:37 PM

I've never met you
but here's the best
I've met The Sperm Whale
whose got BIG go nads

what a wierd family
you certainly have
when one brother is Riptide
the other a Whale

I have heard that
some whales have a HUGE wang
that IS as big
as a 5 ft. tall man
be careful I ask
on your birth day

stay clear o the blowhole
ARRRR be bloowwn away

this poem is not clear
how it will end
it's getting stoopid
so I better turn in.

ARRRRRRRRR! Happy Birthday to The WhaleRiderrrrrrr!