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J johntiki Member MD Joined: Mar 31, 2002 Posts: 1528	J johntiki Posted posted on Sat, Mar 22, 2003 12:01 PM Man, who is gonna speak up for the poor vegetables who suffer needlessly for nourishing the vegetarians...think of the cruelty...those poor carrots who spend their entire life buried in the soil only to be plucked out, violently peeled and smashed into bits by the jaws of humans and swallowed - once inside I won't even begin to describe the carnage. Think of the poor beans that spend their lives from infancy in a nice snuggly cocoon - only to be plucked out and seperated from their families, and sentenced to spend the rest of their soggy existence inside an airtight can. I could go on and on about the atrocities committed but I think you can get the picture. We need to remember that vegetables are living things that deserve rights! We've got to stop this inhumane genocide now! (being married to a vegetarian, I've tried repeatedly to convince her that veggies are murder but she won't listen)

Man, who is gonna speak up for the poor vegetables who suffer needlessly for nourishing the vegetarians...think of the cruelty...those poor carrots who spend their entire life buried in the soil only to be plucked out, violently peeled and smashed into bits by the jaws of humans and swallowed - once inside I won't even begin to describe the carnage. Think of the poor beans that spend their lives from infancy in a nice snuggly cocoon - only to be plucked out and seperated from their families, and sentenced to spend the rest of their soggy existence inside an airtight can. I could go on and on about the atrocities committed but I think you can get the picture. We need to remember that vegetables are living things that deserve rights! We've got to stop this inhumane genocide now!

(being married to a vegetarian, I've tried repeatedly to convince her that veggies are murder but she won't listen)

Post #27636 by johntiki on Sat, Mar 22, 2003 12:01 PM