Tiki Central's Official Drink contest: Deadline over! - Tiki Drinks and Food

T Trader_Rick Member Santa Barbara, CA Joined: Oct 08, 2002 Posts: 155	T Trader_Rick Posted posted on Fri, Mar 28, 2003 2:15 AM Alright, here is my recipe that is sure to lose because it contains Malbu Rum and does NOT contain anything fruity: Coconut Milk (title my girlfriend likes) OR White Hawaiian (Title I like b/c of this drink's similarity to a White Russian) OR The Haole (b/c this is what a white Hawaiian would be, wouldn't it?) 1 1/2 oz Malibu Rum (the horror) 1 1/2 oz milk 1 1/2 oz Kahlua (oh yeah, I guess Kahlua isn't cool in Tiki Central either, is it?) Combine all ingredients over ice and stir. As you drink, feel oncoming sense of comfort and fear as you realize that you just drank something with Malibu Rum in it that you actually enjoyed. Next, see irony in thinking Jimmy Buffet is crap while at the same time thinking Martin Denny is some kind of genius. Realize it's all just music. Well, this drink may not have that exact affect on you, but I would like to point out that the ingredients are easy to find and it is easy to make. In fact, I ordered it at the Bahooka. Not to mention I think it tastes good. Besides, it'll get you drunk (although probably not as quickly as the other recipes submitted) and isn't all that really matters?

Alright, here is my recipe that is sure to lose because it contains Malbu Rum and does NOT contain anything fruity:

Coconut Milk (title my girlfriend likes)
OR
White Hawaiian (Title I like b/c of this drink's similarity to a White Russian)
OR
The Haole (b/c this is what a white Hawaiian would be, wouldn't it?)

1 1/2 oz Malibu Rum (the horror)
1 1/2 oz milk
1 1/2 oz Kahlua (oh yeah, I guess Kahlua isn't cool in Tiki Central either, is it?)

Combine all ingredients over ice and stir. As you drink, feel oncoming sense of comfort and fear as you realize that you just drank something with Malibu Rum in it that you actually enjoyed. Next, see irony in thinking Jimmy Buffet is crap while at the same time thinking Martin Denny is some kind of genius. Realize it's all just music.

Well, this drink may not have that exact affect on you, but I would like to point out that the ingredients are easy to find and it is easy to make. In fact, I ordered it at the Bahooka. Not to mention I think it tastes good. Besides, it'll get you drunk (although probably not as quickly as the other recipes submitted) and isn't all that really matters?

Post #28366 by Trader_Rick on Fri, Mar 28, 2003 2:15 AM