Sabu's Drunken Slide Show & Poetry Reading
Please excuse the blurry photos. If the restaurants hadn't been swaying back and forth so violently, I could have held the camera still. As it was, I was struck violently by several walls and a floor.
THE ROYAL HAWAIIAN
The decor at the Royal Hawaiian was awesome,
You sip Lapu-Lapu and then you guffaw some.
Many totally stunning young babes were among us
Lapu Rocker cares not where the big tiki's tongue is
Sabu, his postcards tucked under one arm
Is aware that the last drink is doing him harm
BILLY'S BY THE BEACH
Beer-drinking coeds from some local campus
Are clueless to where the big tapa lamp is
Behind every bar was a nice Leeteeg painting
(I spotted them from down on the floor after fainting)
Tiki Bong's face appears out of a fog
"Hey Sabu! How was that last Navy Grog?"
SAM'S SEAFOOD
Unaware of the nude velvet hula-girl, Ben
Tries in vain to talk to a hypnotized Sven
Bong and some guy who I think is named KC
Are talking about me - they think I am crazy
Doctor Lapu toasts me and asks my condition
"Close that door!" I exclaim, "You're letting the fish in!"
Pop and Spike say "What a great party this is!"
Sabu stumbles into Sam's restroom and p... freshens up.
DENOUEMENT
Tiki Bong carefully outlines to us
That it's an extra Two-hundred to clean up the bus
Back at Ben's we feast on cold eggrolls and rice
To prove that I'm sober I say everything twice
Sabu
