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Post #290117 by Bay Park Buzzy on Tue, Mar 6, 2007 6:49 PM

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Now that I'm on steroids, I'm going to go lift some weights and go into a 'roid rage and go down to PB and beat some meatheads ass in front of the longboard bar tonight. Then I'm going to get drunk and call the phone number carved on the tikis there at 3AM and shout to the person who answers, "Tikis are F^(%!# cool, Man!" Then I'll hang up and pee in someones yard. When I throw up a little later, I'll say it is food poisoning from the carne asada burrito I bought at Royreybertos.

My advice:Never take anything you care about to PB..

When I pose for my Weightgainers 2000 ad, I think I'll use this as my "before" picture.

The after picture will be billed as one of the new natural wonders of the world.

Check, Check...Is this thing still on? Buzzy Out!


[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2007-03-07 01:26 ]