Post #290424 by khan_tiki_mon on Wed, Mar 7, 2007 8:26 PM

The evils of drinking. I'm sure everyone has heard the story of W.C. Fields at the temperance meeting. The preacher puts a worm in a glass of water and the worm swims around. The preacher puts a worm in a glass of demon rum and the worm shrivels up and dies. The preacher says, "What lesson can we learn from this?" And W.C. Fields says, "If we drink rum we won't get worms!"