Post #29620 by Tiki_Bong on Tue, Apr 8, 2003 9:03 AM

And now, a moment of silence .....

Yeah, it's true. Kona Lanes is going to be de-constructed by the end of May.

Kohl's will be replacing the revered Kona Lanes. As such, I will never, never, ever shop at Kohl's.

It all making sense now! Didn't anyone wonder why Kohl's started selling tiki-themed stuff? They knew that once Tiki Centralites heard the news, there'd by hell to pay!

So what do they do? They start selling TC opium. Some un-named TC'rs took it hook, line and singer. Un-named individuals cooed "ohh, look at all the pretty tiki shit at Kohl's, Oh, Oh, Oh, this is the Summer of Tiki Love at Kohl's. I love Kohl's. I want to name my first born 'Kohl'. We're going to spend our honeymoon in Kohls etc".

Well I state here and now (much like the 'if you drive an SUV, you support terrorist' line) those who shop at Kohl's are supporting the demise of all things tiki.

Now choose your side. Shop at Kohl's - you're against us; boycott Kohl's and you're with us.

And don't give us any BS about, 'hey I line in Minnesota and we don't have any other tiki here'.

'A thing of Tiki is a joy forever'

Celebrate 'International Tiki Day' the second Saturday in August - Hau'oli La Tiki!

[ Edited by: Tiki_Bong on 2003-04-08 09:11 ]