Post #297415 by Hakalugi on Fri, Apr 6, 2007 9:08 PM

On 2007-04-06 20:35, RevBambooBen wrote:
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A heated kidney shaped pool.....a microwave oven......a dream date in knee pads with Paul Williams, aka ....A matador......a stuffed squirrel.......a.......Solid Gold Kama Sutra coffee pot!! A pea shooter

........or, was it a baby's arm holding an apple?

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While in that case I'm looking forward to you having the following items as well:

a Dyna-Gym --personally demonstrated it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's (we're giving 'em away),
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce, ...