How Not To Make a Mint Julep - Tiki Drinks and Food

MT Mai Tai Tiki Socialite Exotic Isle of Alameda Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 1438	MT Mai Tai Posted posted on Fri, Apr 20, 2007 11:49 AM On 2007-03-25 13:30, MrBaliHai wrote: As bad as that drink was, it looks like a Trader Vic's Mai Tai in comparison to the mixological nightmare that is Where the Fck Did I Park My Car. I think the 3 hootchie bartenders cost extra. Gheesh, that "Where the Fck Did I Paaaaack M' Caaaaa" hands down has to be one of the worst drinks ever. I mean, look at the list of ingredients: stoli raspberry malibu rum malibu pineapple rum pucker strawberry peach schnapps banana 99 razzmatazz splash cranberry splash orange splash pineapple And they look so smugly proud as they show off this drink, as if they are the shizznit of Manhattan - especially by topping it off with that line "Definitely get you laid by the end of the night". Awwwwwwwwww, snap! Oh no girl, you did-unt! Uh, yeah, they forgot the line "That'll be $25 bucks. Without reacharound."

On 2007-03-25 13:30, MrBaliHai wrote:
As bad as that drink was, it looks like a Trader Vic's Mai Tai in comparison to the mixological nightmare that is Where the F*ck Did I Park My Car. I think the 3 hootchie bartenders cost extra.

Gheesh, that "Where the F*ck Did I Paaaaack M' Caaaaa" hands down has to be one of the worst drinks ever. I mean, look at the list of ingredients:
stoli raspberry
malibu rum
malibu pineapple rum
pucker strawberry
peach schnapps
banana 99
razzmatazz
splash cranberry
splash orange
splash pineapple

And they look so smugly proud as they show off this drink, as if they are the shizznit of Manhattan - especially by topping it off with that line "Definitely get you laid by the end of the night". Awwwwwwwwww, snap! Oh no girl, you did-unt!

Uh, yeah, they forgot the line "That'll be $25 bucks. Without reacharound."

Post #300683 by Mai Tai on Fri, Apr 20, 2007 11:49 AM