Post #304687 by tikibars on Mon, May 7, 2007 3:43 PM

http://www.tydirium.net/tiki/tikiroadtrip.html

Ladies and Germs, as you all know, Tiki Road Trip 2 will be in your hot little hands in less than a month.

Tiki Road Trip has been called "The book I wish I wrote" by Charles Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut, John Steinbeck, Hunter S. Thompson, and George Orwell (not really... but if any of them were alive, they surely WOULD HAVE said this).

Although "Tiki Road Trip" is a really freaking great title for a book, "Tiki Road Trip: 2nd Edition" doesn't really pop as well as it could.

In coming up with this ultimately milquetoast rethinking of the intially snappy title for this book, many options were explored, such as:

Around the World with 80 Suffering Bastards

Kon-Tiki Road Trip: Across the Pacific by Mobile Exploration Lab

Tiki Road Trip: I Drink in Shitty Bars So You Don't Have To

Tiki For Dummies

Lolita*

Tiki Road Trip, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Crappy, Syrupy, Mai Tais.

How to Win Friends and Influence People to Drink Zombies

('four symbols' - 'zoso', et al)

Tiki Road Trip 2: Electric Boogaloo

Tiki Road Trip Strikes Back

Tiki van der Road Trip the Younger

The Great Gatsby**

Encyclopedia Tikiroadtripa

Tiki Road Trip: Now With 30% More Tiki Goodness

Tiki Road Trip: No, Really, I DO Know Shag... NOW Will You Sleep With Me?

Fac-Tiki-Totem

The Tiki Road Trip of Our Hung-Over Discontent

All right, these are getting worse by the moment.
Hey kids!
Add your own!

And order Tiki Road Trip 2 NOW at this link:
http://www.tydirium.net/tiki/tikiroadtrip.html

• = turns out this one was taken. Who knew!
  ** = ditto.