Buzzy's work: Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate - Tiki Carving

T Tornhalo Member Star city, VA. Joined: Aug 17, 2006 Posts: 116	T Tornhalo Posted posted on Fri, May 11, 2007 1:09 AM I laughed so hard it scared the dog, and he nipped me on the hand. Wait a minute... I'm getting a vision! (The loss of blood must have awakened my latent fortune telling powers) I see Buzzy TV picked up by HGTV, Buzz becomes the next Rachel Rae, earning bazillions of dollars, Earning an army of fans.. BUT WAIT! DARKNESS!! People begin to accuse him of being a sell-out.. Hundreds of thousands of people turn on our hero and begin to form "We hate the Buzzy show" hate-clubs.. Death threats, Palm trees everywhere are spiked.. firebombed log piles, Tikis are crucified and chainsawed all around the world.. a giant sailcloth is erected next to the house so the sunsets can no longer be seen.. Chisels are outlawed! Rum is taken off the shelves! the horror.. the horror.. Well screw them. I'll still watch. After I go get a band-aid.

I laughed so hard it scared the dog, and he nipped me on the hand.

Wait a minute... I'm getting a vision! (The loss of blood must have awakened my latent fortune telling powers) I see Buzzy TV picked up by HGTV, Buzz becomes the next Rachel Rae, earning bazillions of dollars, Earning an army of fans.. BUT WAIT! DARKNESS!! People begin to accuse him of being a sell-out.. Hundreds of thousands of people turn on our hero and begin to form "We hate the Buzzy show" hate-clubs.. Death threats, Palm trees everywhere are spiked.. firebombed log piles, Tikis are crucified and chainsawed all around the world.. a giant sailcloth is erected next to the house so the sunsets can no longer be seen.. Chisels are outlawed! Rum is taken off the shelves!

the horror.. the horror..

Well screw them. I'll still watch.

After I go get a band-aid.

Post #305621 by Tornhalo on Fri, May 11, 2007 1:09 AM