Post #305948 by TikiGardener on Sat, May 12, 2007 6:08 PM

On 2007-05-12 16:24, Rattiki wrote:
I always find it odd that many who find tobacco smoke repulsive can on the other hand enjoy "iffin you know what I mean" smoke...... having said that I'll agree that all smoke producing substances should be enjoyed in a separate area from food and those who find it disagreeable. :wink:

Reason #69 why men enjoy cigars;

because it repulses their wives :lol:

Just a brain chemical thing. Tobacco smoke cuases an instant migraine headache. I have no idea why this is. But certain other substances do not have this effect on me. Kinda like how the taste of black liquorice and the smell of roofing tar on a hot summers day induce the exact same stomach turning response. And migraine headache.

Go figure.

Like I said, smoke em if you got em, I won't get offended. But don't get offended if I get up and move to clearer air.

"Do you mind if I smoke?
No, do you mind if I...Fart?"
George Carlin.

That said, the funniest smoking rant I love is...

"Tell you, the worst kind of non-smokers' the kind where you're smoking and they just walk up to you … [starts coughing in the naggy-I-want-you-to-stop kinda' cough] I always say, "S^*t, you're lucky you don't smoke. That's some cough you got there, dude. I'm smoking, you're coughing. Wow." That's kind of cruel, man, going up to a smoker and coughing. S^t! Do you go up to crippled people dancing too, you f&ks? "Hey, Mr. Wheelchair. What's your problem? Come on ironside, race ya!"