Post #323061 by ootwoods on Fri, Aug 3, 2007 1:20 PM

Hooo boy.

Don't yell at the bartender.. a nod and eye contact should be sufficient.

Personal space man.. keep your elbow (or knee, hooter, hair, etc) out of my drink, and out of my ashtray.

Keep the screaming and drunken carousing to a minimum.

Don't play more than three songs by any one artist on the jukebox.

Don't yell suggestions for songs on the jukebox to anyone you don't know.

Course, I tend to frequent the crack-in-the-wall joints, or the classier hotel bars, rather than "sports" or "free well drink" bars.. I just hate the meatmarket/crowd/rowdiness of a bunch of drunken sports fans (or worse, horndogs) that the modern bar scene seems to create.

Most importantly: If you knock over my drink, you had best be prepared to replace it. "sorry" is not sufficient enough.

And if I buy a round.. don't suddenly upgrade your "usual" choice from beast ice to a shot of walker blue, please?