Post #324839 by bigbrotiki on Sat, Aug 11, 2007 7:43 AM

On 2007-08-11 07:28, icebaer69 wrote:
ok - how did the pufferfish get into
the small opening ?

That's easy! You get a glass float, then catch a baby puffer fish. You put water in the float, and it becomes a fish bowl. The baby sized puffer fits in through the opening fine. You feed it steroid fish food, which makes it grow too fast and eventually gives the poor thing a heart attack (puffer fish always puff up when having a heart attack!).
Now comes the difficult part. Pour out the water, and put the float on a low flame, to dry the fish. This might become a bit smelly. Next: How to replace the innards with a light bulb:....

:) I think, ultimately this is a question that only the the wise elders of Oceanic Arts can answer.

[ Edited by: bigbrotiki 2007-08-11 07:45 ]