"Kon-Tiki" Fads Spread Bad Food Across Country - Tiki Drinks and Food

Q Quince_at_Dannys Tiki Socialite Command Records International HQ Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Posts: 197	Q Quince_at_Dannys Posted posted on Mon, Sep 3, 2007 10:38 PM I would love to live in some alternate universe where Tiki Bars were too numerous to count and sports bars numbered in the mere dozens, shadows of their former glory, worshipped by a tiny but dedicated misfit group of nerds and hipsters. And every once in awhile the SportsBarCentral Blog would rise up in outrage to rally and petition (to no avail) the loss of another 10-story Condo complex, or the bulldozing of the last surviving Dave and Busters to make room for yet another city-block sized polynesian superfortress. The palace at Disneyland would be redone with an upswept A-frame design and every song in the top 40 would have Vibraphones and Bongos or Steel Guitars and Ukeleles I would love to live in that strange, mystical alternate universe because ONLY THEN could I relate to this guy's article about "too much Kon-Tiki!"

I would love to live in some alternate universe where Tiki Bars were too numerous to count and sports bars numbered in the mere dozens, shadows of their former glory, worshipped by a tiny but dedicated misfit group of nerds and hipsters. And every once in awhile the SportsBarCentral Blog would rise up in outrage to rally and petition (to no avail) the loss of another 10-story Condo complex, or the bulldozing of the last surviving Dave and Busters to make room for yet another city-block sized polynesian superfortress. The palace at Disneyland would be redone with an upswept A-frame design and every song in the top 40 would have Vibraphones and Bongos or Steel Guitars and Ukeleles

I would love to live in that strange, mystical alternate universe because ONLY THEN could I relate to this guy's article about "too much Kon-Tiki!"

Post #330025 by Quince_at_Dannys on Mon, Sep 3, 2007 10:38 PM