Post #33166 by Tiki_Bong on Tue, May 6, 2003 2:33 PM

On 2003-05-06 13:32, TikiGoddess wrote:
He didnt go inside but he said nearly drove off of the road when he saw it

TikiGoddess,

Now girl, sit down right here cause I need to have a talk with you.

Do you remember what your husband (and every husband) said last time you asked "does this dress look good on me?", and like a dutiful husband he replied "oh yes dear, you look beautiful".

Well, the same kinda thing happens when a husband/boyfriend talks about a strip bar. "Oh, yeah, babe, ah... I didn't go in, I just drove by".

Now going into a strip bar isn't a bad thing (actually I find them rather gynecologically clinical and not arousing at all). Men enjoy going in, much like they enjoy hunting, surfing, motocross, or anything where one man can boast "ah, she's alright, but I've had better" or whatever.

I'm sure Mr. TikiGoddess is a fine fellow, but just keep in mind this tid (tit) bit of information.

Now we return to our regular programming...

[ Edited by: Tiki_Bong on 2003-05-06 17:05 ]