Tiki Central / Collecting Tiki / Where are all the RED Tiki Mugs??
Post #33351 by Trader Woody on Wed, May 7, 2003 2:26 PM
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Ah yes, the infamous Red Tiki mug tests of 1966. Thousands of mice were force-fed Mai Tai's via a red ceramic Tiki mug (with little straws poking out for each tiny vermin). Only one cigarette break for each 4 hour binge was allowed (Timed to coincide with the smoking beagles' Mai Tai break). Every single one of those bloated mice died from 'acute alcohol poisoning', but were observed to be wearing what was described as being "A big, sloppy grin". Those damn red mugs! Trader Woody |