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Tiki Central / General Tiki / Dallas' "Tiki Bob's" gets RIPPED

Post #34079 by Formikahini on Wed, May 14, 2003 9:49 AM

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Dallas Observer
April 24, 2003 Thursday
Tiki Tacky
Tiki Bob's is hanging on by a vine
By Mark Stuertz

Tiki wraps...was served on a "sun-dried tomato tortilla" that differed little in texture from pounded linoleum.

(The menu said this was served on the ubiquitous Tiki roll, yet ours, as best as we could tell, came on a smashed croissant, perhaps a salute to French Polynesia.)

To conclude this Tiki toot, Tiki Bob's offers just one dessert:... "death by Tiki's." Bob must be irony proof, too.

I personally am glad of Tiki Bob's existance, because this review had me LOL. I wnat to hang out with this Mark Steurtz guy! Hey, Dallas tiki folk: do y'all know him? He sounded pretty darned knowledgeable for an "outsider"!