Post #34213 by tikibob on Wed, May 14, 2003 7:17 PM

This was the best one I heard:

Patron: I would like a Mai Tai.

Barkeep 1: Oh, my Mai Tais are not that good he (Barkeep 2) makes the best Mai Tais.

Barkeep 2: I don't know how to make a Mai Tai.

Barkeep 1: So what do I do.

Barkeep 2: Just put whatever in there.

(Patron leaves for Rom 135)

No joke on the above exchange.

TB