Post #342448 by woofmutt on Tue, Nov 6, 2007 7:17 PM

Already took the day off work! -sweetpea-

Wow folks! A whole day with America's Hillbilly Hula Gal Sweetheart! That alone is worth gettin' your rear in gear and headin' on up here* for The Jet City Junket 2!

But wait, there's more!

Ride BUSOTICA! The World's Most Exotic Yellow School Bus!

BUSOTICA! will be crammed full of your kind of people! And while that alone is super swell what's even better than people is stuff! The whole trip on Busotica! will be crammed full of prizes up the ying yang! Vintage knick-knackery to modern day poppery...Ride BUSOTICA! and you're gonna be a winner! So if your tired of being a loser you'll want to do the JCJ2!

**Disclaimer: **Busotica! is not a cure for the doldrums but can help temporarily mask the symptoms. Some users of Busotica! have reported random thoughts of rum, tropical itch, light heartedness, or have reported sensations of warm breezes and rustling palms. If you experience a smile that lasts longer than 3 days after using Busotica! consult your bartender as this may be a sign of a semi-conscious condition. Busotica! is not meant for people under 21, pompous morons, or those who are incapable of having fun.

*Or "down here" fer our Canadian cousins who live above us all...As they usually manage to mention in every friggin' conversation.